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[07 Aug 2008|02:46am] |
Hey.
Long time since I updated this thing..
A lot of things have changed...different stuff is gay now...that's about it.
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[28 Jul 2007|04:23am] |
ITS SO COLD
AND BRIGHT
IM SO HAPPY
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[26 Jul 2007|05:11pm] |
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So hot, and so non electric.
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[21 Jul 2007|02:22am] |
Let it be remembered that tonight, Larry did the funniest thing (arguably) that ever happened at Calebs.
This post is mostly for me to remember when I look back later on in the years.
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[13 Jul 2007|07:40pm] |
Oh lol at my life.
Pulp?
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[03 Jul 2007|03:43am] |
Dans epic outro to my effing paper...YEAH he has the biggest penis i have ever seen of a fucking d00d.
As has been demostrated by the arguments laid forth in this paper, the conflicts man has fought on a global scale were strikingly similar and yet at the same time disparit manifestations of the systemic destruction inherint in war. To avoid recapitualting the aforementioned ideas it can be simply stated that while the ingenuity of technology changed the way men fought war, war itself and the spirit of conflict had remained as devistating as ever. While the face of war will constantly change mankind still retains the folly that leads us to these conflicts, and while the spirit of man strives for peace the ego of man marches to war.
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| Dans Question |
[27 Jun 2007|10:56pm] |
Hypothetically, you were kidnapped, and the guy who kidnapped you said your going to have to blow jesse, like you have no choice and not even god could could save you from this bj, would you do it half ass, just to do it cause your being forced to do it, or would you let me enjoy it? cause were gonna be friends afterwards and I had nothing to do with this, like Im being held at gunpoint, forced to get a bj from you. Like were still friends, but it just has to be done cause the guys gonna blow up the world.
And go.
P.S, due to Dans new rule Ill delete your comment if it doesnt answer the question.
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| Happy fathers |
[17 Jun 2007|09:55pm] |
Nspiteliberation (9:41:44 PM): hey
ohsup its larry (9:44:11 PM): yo
Nspiteliberation (9:45:55 PM): watz up
ohsup its larry (9:47:01 PM): waitin on the bathtub to fill up
ohsup its larry (9:47:08 PM): lightin some candles
Nspiteliberation (9:47:15 PM): bath salts bro, so soothing
ohsup its larry (9:47:37 PM): yeah dude, im bustin out some jasmine bath salt
Nspiteliberation (9:49:05 PM): dude have you ever tried sensual springs? its like a crunchy massage from an attractive australian
ohsup its larry (9:53:48 PM): lol wut
Nspiteliberation (9:54:21 PM): ...nothing
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[13 Jun 2007|04:44pm] |
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Oh Beerfest, you're such a good movie.
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[06 Jun 2007|01:44pm] |
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My dreams are getting weirder and weirder..
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[23 May 2007|07:47pm] |
Your mother was a wrinkly old bitch
she came up to me and told me she had an itch
then she bounced me on her bed
and started to give me head
i fisted your mother
her pussy was like no other
i fisted your mother
for lubrication i used butter
the very next day i saw your daddy
he was hangin downtown with his prostitute woman named patty
he started to fuck her up the ass
then right there i looked back
i saw your bitchy mother and fisted her in front of your father
<3 3 6 mafia
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[21 May 2007|01:27pm] |
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Im not living my life without running from someone and jumping/breaking out of a window. Preferably it would happen over some body of water and the guys chasing me would assume I was dead from the fall, cause I would get tired and want to swim and not be chased anymore. Its a goal of mine, I think Im gonna go slap around the mob and see if I cant get something going.
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[17 May 2007|04:35pm] |
Dear Trash can.
I'd like to apologize for my mom putting all my clothes and other belongings in you earlier, she was just mad that I wouldnt give her money so she could go get drunk with her trashy (no offense) boyfriend and later pass out in her bed that she doesnt have to work for while I sleep on the couch. To make it up to you I will empty you then fill you back up with random candy wrappers and soda cans, cause I know how much you love that.
Sincerely,
Jesse.
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| Ranting,|| |
[07 May 2007|04:54am] |
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lol I go to college today, its weird. But exciting none the less. The job is ok, made some cool friends, but I guess Im still technically looking for a job, just one that I could look forward to going to, and one that didnt have so much steam and water to mess my hair up. Im starting to wonder if my personality is changing, it might be work though, it usually does it to me. i miss alot of people, some live not even a mile away, but schedules dont match up so I dont see people very often. i wish I felt sick, so I could sleep better, and in turn, I wish I slept on a bed and not a couch in the living room, i.e my moms center of destruction, I think I hate her...yea, Im pretty sure I do, if it wasnt for her cooking, she would seriously have no good qualities. mmm sleepy.
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[01 May 2007|11:59am] |
Dear May 1st.
Ive only been awake 30 minutes and you've already blown the dick of time.
Only one good thing happens today.
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[30 Apr 2007|05:57pm] |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JED!
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[30 Apr 2007|03:24pm] |
This house is plagued with pokemon.
So awesome.
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[02 Apr 2007|06:16pm] |
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Last day as a teen.
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[28 Mar 2007|06:51am] |
If anything could touch your heart, and make your day just a little better and maybe inspire you, I hope this does it.
http://spearupyourass.ytmnd.com/
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