Fallopian snakes

I havent updated in a bit, and I wanna tell a story, but I dont wanna rewrite it, so here, take a gander at this convo.

Nspiteliberation: now that thats out there let me tell you a tale
say oceans: tell me
say oceans: now
say oceans: toilet girl
Nspiteliberation: Im in the back prepping and the other 2 people I work with are in front
Nspiteliberation: I decided now was prime time to rip THE dirtiest, most wretched smelling gaseous villain I have ever conjured

say oceans: omg
Nspiteliberation: seriously I almost threw up
Nspiteliberation: but!
Nspiteliberation: there is more
Nspiteliberation: they come back to the back where I just made this terrifying bastard
Nspiteliberation: and seriously, they were in tears
Nspiteliberation: no exaggeration
Nspiteliberation: crying
say oceans: LOL
say oceans: OWNED
Nspiteliberation: and they were like, "WHAT IS THIS SMELL?"
Nspiteliberation: and I had been cutting into some ham earlier on and left it there , and out of desperation, I picked up the unsuspecting ham and announced, and I quote "Fuckin Jesus its the ham"
say oceans: holy fuck
say oceans: i just lol'd
say oceans: in rl
say oceans: omg
say oceans: rofl
Nspiteliberation: the MANAGER got called in
Nspiteliberation: the fuckin MANAGER got called in
Nspiteliberation: and came with a few other employees like it was a fair attraction
Nspiteliberation: and with rags covering their entire face including eyes
Nspiteliberation: they threw out
Nspiteliberation: every
Nspiteliberation: last
Nspiteliberation: peice
Nspiteliberation: of
Nspiteliberation: ham
say oceans: holy fucking shit
say oceans: did you laugh?
say oceans: please tell me you laughed

say oceans: TELL ME
Nspiteliberation: I couldnt help it I went to the bathroom and cried so hard out of laughter
say oceans: HAHAHA

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